Oh boy! A book about an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member!
I Say a Little Prayer: A Novel
I guess this stuff actually sells? I don't get it. Anyway, here are 10 Reasons why it just doesn't add up...
#1 Who would ever care to read about an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member and current owner of a company called Cute Boy Card Company?
I'm guessing it would be other apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband members and current owners of gay card companies. I think there are approximately 3 of them in the world. This book is gonna sell like hotcakes!
#2 Who would name their company Cute Boy Card Company?
Oh, right, an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member, of course.
#3 Who cares what the age of the of the "down low" is?
I'm trying not to imagine.
#4 Who is really named "D"?
And who cares?
#5 How did gay Chauncey get to sing in fundamentalist church?
Oh, right, he's an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member so being gay doesnÂt matter. As long as the guy can sing like an angel (a gay angel, of couse).
#6 How could a fundamentalist preacher's sermons spawn our gay hero, Chauncey Greer, to write songs for his former lover?
Could the preacher have been a hottie? Could there have been a hot worship leader? These questions and more are just waiting to be discovered! Order your copy of this amazing novel about an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member and current owners of gay card company now!
#7 How long did our gay hero attend the fundamentalist preacher's church?
It must have only been the one Sunday he sang because I can't imagine the good preacher being all cool and liberal on everything but gay marriage? This is just starting to get annoying now.
#8 The Church has homophobia?
What? Liars shall have no part in the Kingdom of God! Or is that homosexuals. Maybe it's everyone? Oh I forget. I'll check my current copy of Charisma Magazine.
#9 There are other gay members of the fundamentalist church?
Why didn't these guys try the Methodists?
#10 Women ask too many questions?
And men don't?
Bonus reason why it doesn't make sense!
#11 Why did I spend the time writing these questions out?
I have no absolutely no answer to this...At all...)
-Steve
I guess this stuff actually sells? I don't get it. Anyway, here are 10 Reasons why it just doesn't add up...
#1 Who would ever care to read about an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member and current owner of a company called Cute Boy Card Company?
I'm guessing it would be other apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband members and current owners of gay card companies. I think there are approximately 3 of them in the world. This book is gonna sell like hotcakes!
#2 Who would name their company Cute Boy Card Company?
Oh, right, an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member, of course.
#3 Who cares what the age of the of the "down low" is?
I'm trying not to imagine.
#4 Who is really named "D"?
And who cares?
#5 How did gay Chauncey get to sing in fundamentalist church?
Oh, right, he's an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member so being gay doesnÂt matter. As long as the guy can sing like an angel (a gay angel, of couse).
#6 How could a fundamentalist preacher's sermons spawn our gay hero, Chauncey Greer, to write songs for his former lover?
Could the preacher have been a hottie? Could there have been a hot worship leader? These questions and more are just waiting to be discovered! Order your copy of this amazing novel about an apparent Christian, bisexual turned fully gay, ex boyband member and current owners of gay card company now!
#7 How long did our gay hero attend the fundamentalist preacher's church?
It must have only been the one Sunday he sang because I can't imagine the good preacher being all cool and liberal on everything but gay marriage? This is just starting to get annoying now.
#8 The Church has homophobia?
What? Liars shall have no part in the Kingdom of God! Or is that homosexuals. Maybe it's everyone? Oh I forget. I'll check my current copy of Charisma Magazine.
#9 There are other gay members of the fundamentalist church?
Why didn't these guys try the Methodists?
#10 Women ask too many questions?
And men don't?
Bonus reason why it doesn't make sense!
#11 Why did I spend the time writing these questions out?
I have no absolutely no answer to this...At all...)
-Steve
posted by Steve at 10:09 AM
2 Comments:
Ya, you should have been recording with me.
Hey hey hey hey hey with the Methodist thing! If I were there I'd punch you in the boob.
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